to be 6 again

July 26, 2010

Sent by my mother.

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she’d like to have for her Birthday.    ‘I’d like to be six again’, she
replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six  Flags theme park. What a
day!    He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they
staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to
a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.  Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well dear,

what was it like being six again?’ Her eyes slowly opened and her
expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!’ The moral of the story: Even when
a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

i say, ALWAYS remember (no matter how hard it can be), its the thought that counts. =0)))

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